He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
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