How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
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literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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