I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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