if you like me you must not know who I am
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
You can't just leave with hair like that
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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