So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
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You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
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at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
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