that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
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There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
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Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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