i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
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I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
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I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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