Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
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I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
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Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
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