he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
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