Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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