hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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