you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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