how hairy? two words: wookie tits
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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