yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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