How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
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There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
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Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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