no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
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I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
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Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
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