I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
It's shark week go big or go home
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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