Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
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How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
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it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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