Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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