id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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