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You surviving the open bar?
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College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I believe in your delicious
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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