Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
A+ Viking dick
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
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