they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
okay pat passed out under dana's car
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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