why didn't you poke me back
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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