At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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