I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
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they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
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Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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