Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
