I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
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He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
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Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
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