Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
So much rum. So many feels.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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