Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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