You're completely useless in the revolution.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
I just found a bag of teeth...
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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