pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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