VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
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Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
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MIDGETS
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I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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