I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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