He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I haven't been this sober since birth.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
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