can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
sex in a hospital.. check
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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