I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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