I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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