In the future we'll all be gay
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Even the bartender felt bad for me
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
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she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
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Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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