i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
honey bunches of taint.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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