I wish my penis had an off switch
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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