we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
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i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
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I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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