VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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