u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
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threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
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Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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