Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
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She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
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third nipple confirmed
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
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