I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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