i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
high people should be assigned attendants
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
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I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
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Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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