Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize
