This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Randomize
