great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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