I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
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Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
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it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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