Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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