Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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