BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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