this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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