Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
now i know why i became what i already was.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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