i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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